Boy & Girl

BOY: A, B, C
GIRL: What?
BOY: Always Be Careful
GIRL: aha then?
BOY: D, E, F, G
...Girl : ??
BOY: Don't Ever Forget That
GIRL: ForGet That
BOY: I'm H, I
Girl: What H, I ?
BOY: Happilly Inlove
GIRL: so
BOY: J, K, L, M, Just Keep Loving Me
GIRL: and how about N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z ?
BOY: No Other Person Quite, Reasonable, Shall Treat U Very Well Xcept me You'll
Zee

Kucing oh Kucing

kucing jantan : Kita berpisah !
kucing betina : Apa ?

kucing jantan : Sebenarnya awak bukan kucing betina !
kucing betina : Apa maksud awak ?
...
kucing jantan : Perempuan mana ada misai .
kucing betina : ....... =.=''